Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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