Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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