Ambien. No doubt about it.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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