Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
where am i from again
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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