My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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