she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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