I am in a vortex of obligation.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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