you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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