I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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