I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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