i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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