Having a random hookup so left but love u
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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