dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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