Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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