Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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