I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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