sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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