you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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