you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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