I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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