kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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