So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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