Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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