So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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