Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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