so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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