we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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