What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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