I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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