I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I got her a Nickelback box set.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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