is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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