sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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