they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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