mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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