i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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