She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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