I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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