She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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