Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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