Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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