I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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