I CAN MOONWALK!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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