Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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