Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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