Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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