you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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