Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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