Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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