I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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