Will you blow on my dice?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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